the cursed man stood in horror as he looked at himself in absolute disgust! how sorroful he was that he had betrayed the truce which bound the germans,french and chinnese in peace! but wasnt it the german and french mens fault a curse had been put on his head? wasnt it their fault he looked so wretched? it was time for revenge. the cursed man wadeled back to his homeland. he had tkaen the emblems of french toast and waffles which had cursed him with him. as he thought someone back in his village could break the curse. once he entered through the gates there were the screams of little children afriad of a giant waffle thingy! he made his way to the budah statue. setting the emblems on the alter the curse was lifted. now, many believe that after this point, the man got greedy. so greedy in fact, that he started to rob banks and stores. all acros america! he was so good at robbing banks that he was never caught. he soon was very wealthy. now was the time for revenge. he gathered a good sum of money together to train and recruit young soildiers. he bought altilery, weaponry and all sorts of ry..... finaly he had an army of about 3,000 men. all with rifles. cannons were placed in the back. (if youve seen the last samuri it really helps to see how this was positioned) a german spy saw them training. he knew that the germans alone were no match for the chinnese. the germans only had around 1,500 men. wait a minute! the french had about 1,500 too! the germans talked to the french and agreed to join together! however victory was not yet certain. their only way to secure their victory was to recruit the american army. they alone had 3,000 men. but the americans went on ebay and found some h-bombs. they were at $60.00 apiece. to they bought 20 of them. and they just nuked the darn chineese. now the chinese army was destroyed. the french, germans and americans all were happy. yay.now the fench just got bored and started killing people at random. they soon died out. now the armoys numbers were french at 0. germans at 11 1/2. and americans at 2,999. the reamining germans decided that 11 1/2 germans was just too few so instead of re populateing they all somehow had heart attacks. and died. and most of the american solidiers were obsesive compulsive. and couldnt stand the fact that they only had 2,999 soldiers. it neaded to stop at some # of thousands. so they took a vote. whether to hire 1 more soldier or kill 999 of the soldiers. seeing as this is already a retarted post, i will tell u all that they had 999 of them kill themsleves. then they realized that if they banned together, they could killthemsleves. at the same time. so they all gathered together around a big h-bomb. then they all shot it with rocket launchers. then some other people said oh. im tired of playing xbox so ill shoot an h-bomb. and quite franklly im tired of writeing this. so good night every1.